Plooby

When one is a ploob

Clayton, don’t be such a poopy-plooby-butt.

by LanyKit July 6, 2023

paloonsit

it’s similar to cutie, pookie, cutieful, baby, etc

omg he’s so paloonsit

by cat. September 20, 2023

Ploofy

The act of being fluffy, soft, spread out, and generally pleasing to the eye.

Originally used in relation to complicated algebraic expressions.

The long and ploofy maths question had everyone puzzling over it.

by JJJake October 29, 2023

Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.

Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...

by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008

Bullet Ploof Grass

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT

"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

Za-Ploinking

Used to describe the act of doing exceptionally well, namely in a sport or video game

Example: "Dude Justin scored 3 goals in that game"
"i know, dude he's Za-ploinking right now."

by MeelidLyy March 31, 2023

Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023