Please mam

1) The two most used words by scott nichelson. these words are said so much by this person due to he is a fat baby.

2) these two words together also are used to describe an obese cry baby who constantly asks for food.

scott: "maaaam can i have a pizza?"
scotts mam: "no you just had one 20 minutes ago"
scott: "please mam"
scotts mam: "stfu you fat blob"
scott: "fake crying noise"

by obesenipz May 24, 2009

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 03, 2010

niggah please

Response to someone that is obviously lying to you.

"Oh so you were actually working late last night and not fucking that ho, right, niggah please!"

by Shawanda Robinson June 06, 2007

Nigga please

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"

by Nards Aplenty December 30, 2011

nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.

1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)

by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

Please stop

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

by H&R Block January 05, 2022