1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
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There wasn't a definition of me so I decided to make one, hi. I'm Pinesy. If you're reading this put it on twitter or something idk. Hi twitter.
Uh "hi my name is Pinesy."
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When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.
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A crossbreed between a Snake, Pig, and vampire.
Commonly used to reffer to psychobitch,
To be excessively annoying, whiney, bitchy, and or obsessive.
A crossbreed between a Snake, Pig, and vampire.
Commonly used to reffer to psychobitch,
To be excessively annoying, whiney, bitchy, and or obsessive.
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