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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
When you claim to be a Kansas City Chiefs fan, but you don't know any of the players names. Typically the oldest son of three. The kind of person that would wrestle and have a fridge in their room. An upstate New York big boy type. The type of person who would jump over a puddle and lose their debit card. The kind of person that looks up to the Rizzler for huzz. The last of the Jabroni
Person number 1... look at this Benjamin over here
Person number 2.. oh great now I got to hear about Isaiah Pikachu as well as Chris Brown dancing on the defense
Person number 3.. oh great probably a Longhorns fan and has braces. The kind of sketchy kid that locks his bedroom door. One of them scumbag boys
Person number 2.. oh great now I got to hear about Isaiah Pikachu as well as Chris Brown dancing on the defense
Person number 3.. oh great probably a Longhorns fan and has braces. The kind of sketchy kid that locks his bedroom door. One of them scumbag boys
by Skyleezy4sheeezy March 01, 2025
The act of rubbing your nut hair on her pubes till there's enough friction to gravitate your shlong into her
by Aj2sheistiful January 20, 2025
Pikachu is a yellow electric mouse with red pouches on its cheeks. Pikachu comes from the Japanese word Pika (mouse) and chu (squeak/the sound that mice make). Pikachu is known as one of the best mice in the world but also the worst mice in the world.
“My Pikachu is so strong.” Guy 1 claims.
“Pikachu is so weak. How could a Pikachu be strong?” Guy 2 says.
“Pika Pi, Chu Pika? (you dare defy my power?)” Guy 1’s Pikachu growls.
R.I.P Guy 2. 2024 - 2024.
“Pikachu is so weak. How could a Pikachu be strong?” Guy 2 says.
“Pika Pi, Chu Pika? (you dare defy my power?)” Guy 1’s Pikachu growls.
R.I.P Guy 2. 2024 - 2024.
by C7b3rTa2 August 03, 2024
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Let’s be honest here, eevee is much better in everything wise, but it would help if pikachu wasn’t the mascot for every fucking Pokémon game. Have you ever seen a Pokémon game that doesn’t have a pikachu in its title nowadays? Well I have too but still
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023