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Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.
“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!
by Townsy October 14, 2021
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Picnic Bitch Dress

A picnic-blanket like fabric that is used to make a dress\clothes
also known as half of Ashly's Closet
- Hi I'm a picnic bitch
- What?
- I'm wearing a Picnic bitch dress , can't you see ?
by HumanLlama December 14, 2018
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Indoneisian Picnic Table

when two guys are having sex with a woman, one proceeding to stick it in the vag and the other the mouth holding her up with their penis's
dude we had such hardcore sex last night that we held her up....with our dicks

Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night
by 12younger November 20, 2009
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Irish picnic

When someone with a potato launcher shoots another person in the ass with it unexpectedly.
“I told Alex that I was gonna gave him til the count of ten, but I gave him the ol irish picnic instead...”
by Ithink2much March 29, 2019
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Puerto Rican Picnic

The inner container of a box of wine (i.e. the pillow shaped device inside the box)
Dude, lets get a puerto rican picnic and head down to Gonzales beach and get wastead
by KW "shady" March 2, 2008
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Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014
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Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
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