A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.
by Townsy October 14, 2021

A picnic-blanket like fabric that is used to make a dress\clothes
also known as half of Ashly's Closet
also known as half of Ashly's Closet
by HumanLlama December 14, 2018

when two guys are having sex with a woman, one proceeding to stick it in the vag and the other the mouth holding her up with their penis's
dude we had such hardcore sex last night that we held her up....with our dicks
Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night
Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night
by 12younger November 20, 2009

“I told Alex that I was gonna gave him til the count of ten, but I gave him the ol irish picnic instead...”
by Ithink2much March 29, 2019

by KW "shady" March 2, 2008

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!
Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug
Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug
Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
