soot puffer

a vehical which runs on diesel fuel emitting black smoke (soot)

you just got smoked by a soot puffer!

by Fletch421 June 22, 2006

crack puff

A woman with what appears to be a mullet at first glance. Only to realize that her bangs and sides of her hair are feathered over. Very common in crack users.

Yo dude, look at her nasty crack puff!

by RyanTwin20 January 13, 2009

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Puffer Pussy

The pussy in an excited state, engorging itself, like a puffer fish, the mons swells, the pink lips protrude; acts as a self cushioning for a pounding.

mmmm...Now that's a Puffer Pussy!

by I, The Pussy Baron August 24, 2007

kracker puff

A Caucasian variation of the African-American hairstyle commonly referred to as the “afro”. It is often sported by members of bands, skaters, and kids who just don’t feel like cutting their hair. A popular alternative to the “lacrosse mullet”. Good for hiding weapons, drugs and guitar picks when traveling through hostile suburban areas.

The drummer in my neighbor's garage band has a kracker puff.

by Ikea Madness September 1, 2006

Peruvian Pufferfish

When a male injects a magic growing sponge egg toy with spicy peruvian peanut pepper sauce and, in the act of lovesqueezings, inserts it into any of his female counterpart's orafices. The magic growing egg expands, and the spicy sauce begins to irritate any skin it comes into contact with. Can cause serious damage to the epidermis and relationship.

Aleck pulled a peruvian pufferfish on his girl, the expandable dinosaur grew to 14 inches, and she couldnt get it out for 3 days. Now she'll never walk again.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009

Magic Puff

mag-ic maj-ik puff puhf
noun

1. The hit on a cannabis joint or bong that takes you from a mellow high to a completely different higher state.

*After taking a hit*
"Holy... yeah, that's the Magic Puff right there."
"Nice."

by -alex July 25, 2008