phat monkey

A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.

"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"

by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008

phat dipping

opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed

'aww man! i love phat dipping in the lake near me!'

by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009

Phat Daddy

A man of great wealth and extreme sexiness that a woman claims as her own. Calling someone your Phat Daddy means they are your main hoe, and you are in a relationship.

Yeah, he's my Phat Daddy

by Youngphatdaddy June 15, 2016

Phat rabbit

another name for a juicy large vagina.

man, shawty had that phat rabbit!

by chi town March 15, 2005

crack a phat

To get an erection or hard penis

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.

by Fiona Schrapel and Sarah Zeuner April 7, 2007

Phat Batty

A top of the range posterior. An ass worthy only of the gods.

1. "Hey man, what you thinking about? Brah I cannot stop thinking about Lidia, she has the phattest batty going"

2. "Word on the street is there's some girl down Croydon way with a phat batty, I'd walk on broken glass for a sneak preview"

3. "Look at the phat batty on that!"

by PhatBattyPatrol August 26, 2019

Phat L

when something really bad happens, or someone is about to do something that sucks.

person 1: “i have tons of homework i haven’t done yet.”
person 2: “that’s a phat L.”

by dalessss December 19, 2018