Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022

peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.

Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger

by Bigfellah March 22, 2020

Peruvian Pipeline

When the Santa Claus himself, takes a shit in your asshole.

Woah man, that Peruvian Pipeline felt sooooo good!!!!!!

by Somuchfun July 20, 2020

Peruvian Persuasion

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.

Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.

by Karz31 September 23, 2020

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022