Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian Chest Wax

To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region

That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax

by ur mutha April 15, 2015

Peruvian Pipeline

When the Santa Claus himself, takes a shit in your asshole.

Woah man, that Peruvian Pipeline felt sooooo good!!!!!!

by Somuchfun July 20, 2020

peruvian seesaw

When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.

Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.

by Scooch Taylor September 21, 2019

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs

I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

Peruvian Creampie

When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and

Ejaculate inside the ear

Damn, when I was a little kid my Dad used to always give me a Peruvian Creampie.

by HarryHarrington November 20, 2020