When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.
*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin
by Dabbbs November 16, 2017
A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.
"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"
by LittleSallySparrow July 09, 2012
When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.
by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010
The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'
Apparently originated from Norwich, England
Apparently originated from Norwich, England
' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
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‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’
'It's my "Special move"'
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‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’
'It's my "Special move"'
by You Joker February 27, 2012
when your bopping your woman at the top of stairs, then you punch the bitch in the back of the head and ride her down the stairs like a sled fucking her the whole way
by the ClAp hurtz February 05, 2011
Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
by Headexpl0dy February 18, 2014
by azraeldoesnotdispute February 24, 2012