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Dangling Participle 

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.
"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

Participation Trophy Wife 

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.
She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.
The mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. It is also known as "front butt". It insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, "what the fuck is that?"
I hope I don't have a pantis when I get old so I still have visual evidence that I do have genitals.
pantis by Showjo March 27, 2009

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".
"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.
Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!
poo particles by ron burgendy October 28, 2007