Patience

Ms Hagglund

Ms Hagglund has patience when children don’t do their work

by Ms HAgglund September 22, 2023

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Polycum Potion

When you poop and then jack off and jizz into the same toilet bowl without flushing, also leaving pubes.

Jack left a polycum potion at Josy's last night...he's not getting invited back.

by Coffman Deheeger December 1, 2019

public transportation patience

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation

After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Squid Game Potion

The Squid Game Potion is a drink in a glass bottle with a cap covering the top. The contents inside the potion are unknown but studies have shown that they originate from Squid Game itself. The potion must be drunk at 3 AM and be kept in a room-temperature environment.

Today I'm going to be drinking the SQUID GAME POTION at 3 AM!!!

by N&A Productions February 9, 2022

Tourniquet Resistant Patient

A tourniquet resistant patient (TRP) that is so morbidly obese that a pneumatic tourniquet, despite the highest safe setting, will not be able to adequately restrict blood flow to the extremity to allow bloodless surgery. The sheer girth of the extremity precludes effective tourniquet use.

I wouldn't be so confident. Just looking at this patient's leg makes me think she is a Tourniquet Resistant Patient. You'll be awash in blood despite the tourniquet. Good luck my friend.

by ohal0012 April 25, 2021

packs and potions

CAN SOMEONE PLZZZ TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!

GoTtA mIx ThEsE pAcKs AnD pOtIoNs

by urmumisinacoffin March 2, 2022