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Drone parents

Drone parents: In contrast to helicopter parents they do not hover above their children all the time, but they can strike any minute, are on autopilot most of the time and can cause tremendous collateral damage.
With the financial crisis, parents meeded to work longer than ever and could no longer afford the time and money and manpower to be helicopter parents. Instead, the resorted to a more modern alternative, cheaper, and with more surgical strikes... The drone parents started torule the skys of schools, universities, kindergatens, and were feared....
by Unmanned aerial vehicle October 28, 2012
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parents

the people stopping you from having a pet
what's that son? you want a pet bird? well, because it has the ability to produce waste and make noise, it is IMPOSSIBLE to take care of in my house
-parents
by fastcow October 11, 2018
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Parents

Those ppl that gave birth you and raised you, but then when you get older they think you being right in an argument is "disrespectful".
''My parents said that is disrespectful."
"Yes, when i win an argument it is very wrong."
by Moeyoyaa January 10, 2021
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parents

Two homo sapiens with a x chromosome that i constantly beg dino nuggies
by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021
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Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
by pfi February 17, 2015
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Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
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evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.
Dude you have some pretty evil parents
I know right, god I hate them”
by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018
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