parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.

"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."

by Hello_Internet1729 June 5, 2016

parker.

1)A.k.a satan incarnate
2)a badass that knows more ways to kill you then any karate master.
3)a medievil weapons master that would make Luke skywalker look like a little baby with light stick.

Dude, Parker just f***** that guy up...

by Memnon May 2, 2005

Jake Pauler

Another word for being retarded, People called this tend to be spastic so stay away from them

Bro, Jonny's been acting weird lately
Ohh, he's a jake pauler

by OurOwnFather October 9, 2017

Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.

Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017

sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Todd Parker

The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.

A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.

Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."

by Luke Brandon September 13, 2007