ostrich coded

a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.

much like ostriches lay eggs.

daren loves to be ostrich coded while fucking his partner

by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024

Ohio Ostrich Egg

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.

"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

ostrichizing

When boredom gets butthurt over wowmod.

This is proof of the ostrichizing hat occurred.

by Cryptwowmod February 28, 2013

The Ostrich Effect

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.

The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Effect!

by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019

Ostrich Bird

a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches

ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.

woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!

by RealKittyAndCats March 1, 2017

ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019