Sugar Orphan

A person who strongly desires to be financially spoiled by a 'Sugar Daddy' or 'Sugar Mama' (usually in exchange for companionship and/or sexual favors), but can't seem to find a suitable partner.

Man, I'm a sugar baby out here with no sugar mama to be found, I'm just a sad, lonely sugar orphan, trying to get by in this world.

by Sakores October 2, 2023

snowballing orphan

Punch your partner in the face so that they get two black eyes. Then jerk off in thier mouth and slap then so the semen comes flying out.

I'm going to jail because I gave a snowballing orphan to Laura Bush.

by Below Me March 28, 2007

my orphan year

The year you become an orphan

2006 is my orphan year because my parents died in a car accident.

by B+N+C May 23, 2016

Gay orphan

A orphan that likes the same gender as you

‘’Oh shit a gay orphan he fucking a guy in the butthole’’

by Gaygang69420 November 3, 2019

Dark Humor Orphan Jokes

Fanne Jowk mayk evry1 laf

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.

by Chessey69420 January 6, 2021

[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time October 12, 2008

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017