1 definition by Best Time

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.
Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...
by Best Time August 19, 2008
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