one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

pettin' the one-eyed snake

Synonym for pullin' your pork.

My mom caught me pettin' the one-eyed snake last night. So embarassing!

by boobies March 13, 2004

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

by aspen1974 February 4, 2010

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.

That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.

by Talija May 8, 2006