Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013

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muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

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Marysville Muscle

An American made Honda manufactured in the Marysville auto plant, models being the 1983-current Accord, 1999-2015 TL, 2006-2012 Acura RDX, Acura TLX, Acura ILX, 2017-current NSX, and recently the CR-V from 2018 onward.

"The dodge Charger is made in Canada? Fuck that, I'd rather have some Marysville muscle"

by CMwhippin04 May 15, 2019

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Muscle car

Usually American. These big, powerful cars are only given to police detectives from the 1970s and by law, must take turns sideways. Special coating means that despite hitting everything from traffic signs to trash cans in high speed chases, no scrapes or dents ever happen.

Starsky and Hutch, Bullit, The Professionals, Life on Mars Etc. all include muscle cars

by pigeons99 July 4, 2012

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