grudge munch

When you angrily eat pussy

"After a stressful week at work I went home and grudge munched my girlfriend"

by hydro889 September 15, 2020

Funky munch

A sexual act where the woman gives a man a blowjob while also trying to place the testicles in her mouth.

Don't stare at where a man zips. He may think you want to give a funky munch

by Peanutbuttersandwich August 28, 2012

munched off

Bit into 2 or more penises in a gangbang

She munched off the entire rugby team.

by innitblud1000 June 11, 2014

munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

by Beester May 16, 2009

Bread Munching

The act of eating yeast infected vagina.

Also known as Cunalinguini.

Dude, I just found out that girl I ate out had a yeast infection! I was totally bread munching!

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

Bunch the Munch

Bunch the Munch is an amazing person, who is besties with Moosey Goosey. Bunch the Munch is funny, an extrovert and an aquarius. Bunch is awesome, and an amazing friend. Bunch is a cutie😘. Bunch is the type of person who will make you cry of laughter they will have no idea what they did to make you laugh. Bunch is OBSESSED with banana's.

Random person "HAhahahahahaha he is so funny"
Moosey Goosey "Yeah that's my best friend Bunch the Munch"

by Bunch the Munch May 31, 2021

munching rug

To go down on a girl, perform oral sex

I was munching rug something fierce on Amy last night

by Mizizle M July 17, 2006