D's nuts

my balls; testicles.

you can suck on D's nuts

by "D" Dog September 8, 2005

Grinch Nuts

when the temperature outside is so cold that, like the Grinch's heart, your balls shrink to "2 times too small"

Stone: "Hey man, how's the weather outside?"

Bailey:"How's the weather? Man, take a look at these Grinch Nuts!"

by Malibu Nights January 14, 2010

deez nuts

A 2016 presidential candidate, who clearly would have been a better choice then Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.

Deez nuts got 9% of the population to vote for him in 2016.

by ShaneOnPal February 9, 2018

nuts on your chin

it actually means she is sucking you deep throat. otherwise she wouldn't actually have your nuts on her chin.

sista if u suck on my dick i'll put my nuts on your chin

by KroSS October 7, 2004

Flex Nuts

Flex nuts. A term coined by the Geto Boys in their song "Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta"

The metaphorical act of flexing ones testicles to make them bigger than they are. however physically impossible this act is, it simply means to play tough when you feel inadequate.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass playa plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass playa never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass playas don't start fights
And playas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass playas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass playas know they got em.

by Gbark June 5, 2009

nuts

1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.

That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.

by Viz March 16, 2003

Hold My Nuts

Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.

"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."

by krispychickun May 31, 2015