Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.

Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true

Norwegian Nostril Spunker by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Gnat's nostril 

An especially tight vagina.

"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"

Gnat's nostril by jem stiltshire January 23, 2014

matty's nostrils 

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook

"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"

matty's nostrils by Raughy is real April 17, 2017

up satan's left nostril 

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

up satan's left nostril by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

Donkey’s Nostril 

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

Donkey’s Nostril by Vizzage May 27, 2023

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Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025