this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

Mute Shaming

When you're on a video conference and others pressure you to turn your mic on against your will.

Hey man, I don't feel like talking right now. Stop mute shaming me.

by schobalt April 22, 2020

muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 07, 2008

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.

An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.

by Del Ritchie February 18, 2022

mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 19, 2024

Muted mephone4

Muted MePhone4 is a form of Mephone4, the host of the hit show Inanimate Insanity. Muted Mephone4 appears in Season 3 Episode 18 and onward of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Muted MePhone4 Is categorized as a VIBRATOR📳📳📳📳📳. His object species is a VIBRATOR 📳📳📳📳📳📳.

I am using my Muted Mephone4. 📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳

by w33zerbluealbum July 21, 2024