Triangle Mustache

Crispy fresh mustache that looks like perfect triangles on both sides of the G's face.

Ole boy got a nice Triangle Mustache. He must've got that somewhere else because you can't even get that done out here.

by Terry Bad Ice November 17, 2018

snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.

Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!

by October 06, 2014

army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly

Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.

by iamawesome12345678910111213 January 25, 2012

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip

Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night

by jeff medrala February 05, 2020

Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

steel mustache

That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.

“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”

by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017

icy mustache

carefully sculpting a mustache consisting of icy white semen on another persons lip with precision during ejaculation.

dude i totally gave betty an icy mustache last night

by tylerj88 January 09, 2012