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muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble
Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."
by biped4eyes May 18, 2018
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Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
Look at this muppet arms, he can barely throw!
by Edward Scholarsly June 9, 2018
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Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.
Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...
by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019
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Muppet face

by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
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Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang
When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped
by Yomyslime August 8, 2021
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