muffler

A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies

Your dad is a real muffler, eh?

by irascio January 6, 2008

gook muffler

the huge coffee can looking thing on the back of hondas and toyodas that sound like my weed wacker at home

look that car has a gook muffler on it

by hillbilly123456789 January 19, 2006

Butt Muffler

A very audible blast of air from the anal orifice during anal sex.

Dude, Sally kind of freaked me out with that unexpected butt muffler last night.

by datwunmofo March 3, 2009

muffler lip

Someone who smokes very heavilly - usually has very bad breath.

Their diet of coffee and cigarettes gave them a nasty case of muffler lip.

by Matt Plank September 29, 2006

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014

penis muffler

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)

whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??

by jake boyle ahh May 25, 2008

Scappoose Muffler

The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.

Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.

by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009