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Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.
I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.
by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021
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crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
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Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022
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Tahoe mudflap

When Matties dreads hang down past his ass creating a clumping dingle berry affect that will stain ur soul
When illy and ric were together they couldn't get enough of Matties Tahoe mudflaps
by Simplejacked January 14, 2023
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Toronto Mudflap

When you put on a muzzle and have someone shove shit in your mouth and pour maple syrup on top of it.
Muzz met someone online and gave him a Toronto Mudflap.
by UnicornsRock July 1, 2023
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Hungarian Mudflap

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.
Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.
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Montrose Mudflap

When a woman’s pussy lips are so loose they hang down over their anus, preventing shit from going directly into the toilet.
Only one thing could’ve caused that much feces to be on the tank of that toilet, a Montrose mudflap!
by Pudd of Rudd August 15, 2025
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