muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome

Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.

by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017

Maddie

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Incredibly gorgeous, sporty, and intelligent. Usually blonde with a beautiful face, and sparkling green eyes. A straight-A student and sports stud, but is also a bit of a nerd. Is very opinionated and won't let you disrespect or tell of anybody for her own life, doesn't stand for bullying or harassment and hates stereotypes. She is driven and confident, she won't let anyone get in the way of what she wants. Boys, don't be fooled by her 'girl new door' appearance, she has a wild side and her sex skills are underestimated, and she can swear like a sailor. What she really wants is a caring partner, who is funny and fiercely protective. DONT LET HER GO!!

Dude: "OMG, look at that girl over there! She's so hot!!"
Dude 2: "She looks like a Maddie, I can tell from her leggings and blonde hair"
Dude: "dude should I talk to her?'
Dude 2: "if you don't I will!!"

by thumpthumpthump May 18, 2018

muddlehead

A professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. While the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can't seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. This phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own ass, academically speaking.

My professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, "both."

by israel87 February 2, 2009

Maddie

She’s a bad bitch don’t test her she likes Maddie better than her real name she is really nice and sweet but DONT make her mad cause she will beat the shit out of you

Person1:wow Maddie’s a bad bitch

Person2: yup only if you try her

by Anna grace July 24, 2019

Maddie

Maddie is one of the nicest people I have ever met, I have never met someone quite like her, she is utterly amazing in every way. She have lovely, vibrant ginger hair and makes friends very easily. She is out going and loves a night out with her friends.

Girl 1- Aw my friend is amazing, I love her :)

Girl 2- Same! She's so beautiful and ginger.
Girl 3- Well they both sound like Maddies to be honest

by Her best friend :)))) December 3, 2010

maddiekins

is the greatest gf in the history of mankind. she is perrty and hawt and nyce.

maddiekins is my special lady friend

by kcitsleipztirf March 22, 2009

Maddie

Maddies are ferrets who explode after being very excited. They tend to make people laugh and smile by the way they eat and how they are very, VERY awkward. They deny they are a ferret but, they really are.

Woah did
You just see that Maddie?!?! It exploded!!! Cause of death: excitement.

by Sharks R is April 23, 2016