mud helmet

The fecal matter caked to one's penis after sexual relations in another's anus.

Dude, after ramming Alice in the ass, I had a serious mud helmet!!!

by cobramark20 December 27, 2008

Mud cricket

A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.

“Yo dom check out that mud cricket over there, I bet she can eat an apple through a picket fence”

by Ohyeahfuckya June 26, 2019

Mud Onion

When one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water.

Tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. When I walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. I asked if he was planting Mud Onions.

by Setti August 4, 2008

Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

mud on the helmet

A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".

"I fucked my boyfriend so deep I got mud on the helmet."

by rjc July 22, 2006

mud on your helmet

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).

elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet

by wallnizzle November 13, 2003

Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.

Yo did you hear Bobbie is a Mud Cricket ??

by Igctocgocitxurxutx April 24, 2019