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mud cricket

Almost all of Elsie, MI.

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.
Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.
by putter4646 February 28, 2017
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mud biscuit

A slang terminology to describe a person as a "piece of shit", in a serious or jovial manner
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Mud Bagging

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the nutbag, hence covering the sack in poo

similar to mud flaps (feminine)
friend: hey joe, whats that smell?

mudbagger: sorry buddy, i just did some heavy mud bagging.
by Dick Champ May 22, 2011
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mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.
melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.
by robbartles May 20, 2010
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bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.
Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops
by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008
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Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything
by K.L.A October 30, 2020
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mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick
Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom
by Mudslides May 8, 2018
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