morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Doubt

1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !

Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !

by TheBumOfQueens April 19, 2009

morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

white morning

A morning with freshly falling or fallened snow on the ground, especially if it fully covers the pavement.

EXAMPLE: Looks like were gonna have a white morning in the morning. I hope not, cause I love the warm weather only.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 2, 2010

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002