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Dirty-Dirty's definitions
morning wood
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Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've
ignored
me for 8 hours, now
i'm going to
make you
piss all over
your feet"
I got
morning
wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me
a hug
and got a
suprise
.
by
Dirty-Dirty
February 17, 2006
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morning wood
mug.
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