Ja Morant

The worst point guard in grizzlies history. He was so bad that he had to switch positions and turn into a shooting guard (If you know, you know). He is so goofy, when he does the griddy it makes me want to rip my hair out and put up my kids for adoption even though I already did that years ago.

Ja Morant is so shit at basketball that the Memphis Grizzlies are better without him on the court.

by JAMORANTGETTINGLOCKEDUPHAHAHHA April 21, 2023

maniac moralers

A small (but tight-knit) group of truly insane people at Stanford Dance Marathon. Apparently just being a dancer for 24 hours isn't quite enough, so they show up early, leave late, go insanely nuts the entire time, and make everyone else feel silly for even considering taking a break.

"My feet hurt. But if the maniac moralers can do 30 minutes of cartwheels... on stage... in ninja turtle costumes... to Lady Gaga's Pokerface... I guess I can keep going."

by Farm Life January 23, 2010

Atheistic Morality

Doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, not because you want to gain favor with god.

Religious Person: I gave money to charity because god would want me to.

Sane Person: I gave money to charity because some people needed it more than I did.

Religious Person: Why would you help someone for no reason?

Sane Person: it's called Atheistic Morality, learn about it.

by rational person July 24, 2012

Moraine Valley Community College

Also known as Moron Valley, is a half-ass college that was founded in 1967 and is located in Palos Hills, Illinois in the southwest suburbs of Chicago. If you live in the southwest suburbs of Illinois and don't go away to a four year university then this is where you usually end up going. The main campus is nestled in the Cook County forest preserves.

John: You goin' away to college this year? Chris: Nah bro I'm going to Moraine. John: lol you're going to moron valley? Chris: Dude it's Moraine Valley Community College. John: Sorry professor.....lol

by Dave_shrimp August 25, 2010

Moraga

Danville, without a freeway exit.

I thought I was in Danville until I realized there was no way to get on the freeway, so I knew I must be in Moraga.

by Adolph <3 May 6, 2009

moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

morand

this is a word derived from the french language. it means crazy cool, like the kind of cool that everyone wants to be. some have it and some don't.

he's like the definition of morand. he's chill, popular, and everyone agrees with him.

by cash money east coast banger October 18, 2006