Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.

1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right

Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass

by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010

Rusty Moose

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.

"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."

by BetterthanDudeMcSweet January 13, 2009

Moose Of Shame

Where you spread your hands, put them on either side of your head with the thumbs touching your temple so you have antlers, and bow to a person who just owned you.

Related to the awkward turtle and the oddly enough butterfly

Infront of large crowd

Scott: God I'm drunk.

Matt: Dude, you're a pussy, you've had 2 drinks!

Scott: Moose Of Shame!!

by Claireybelle April 12, 2010

Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

by Tadman October 15, 2012

moose-knuckle

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose jaw

When a hooker gives two or more men a blow-job at the same time, and her mouth is stuffed like a moose.

Joe and his two friends got moose jawed!

by N8E July 3, 2005