Moose

animalistic overwhelmingly slutty, a creature so hideous it hurts your eyes to look at. legs officially will not close due to significant partners. Typical moose traits include a somewhat bumpy area on the back of head, the head is usually tilted to the side so it doesn't miss feeding opportunities, and can hide the ashamed face of moose from other animals. Distinct sounds of arrogance. Schizophrenia, Neurotic, Insane, slut.
given the nick name moose. TAKE A HINT. A BIG FAT HAIRY ANIMAL.
by Alexandria_Musialkiewicz August 19, 2009
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Moose

Slang term for someone who is being downright stupid.
john: lets go swimming
bob: lets not john, you moose, its winter.
by imnotgodbutisurewishiwas November 09, 2008
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Moose

The best dog that will ever live. He enjoys playing with milk bones as if they were alive and is really the whole family's pet. He can pass some serious gas and then just turn back and look at you as if you were the disgusting one. And Moose really loves the b***hes and will do anything he can to find them. Moose also does this cute head tilt when he is trying to figure something out like a noise or decide whether he should bark.
The neighbor showed up at the door with a box of puppies and said, "these belong to Moose"!
by 210940 February 06, 2010
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Moose

1)n. A Canadian quadra-ped woodland creature, has antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex
1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (figure that one out haha)
by Moose face...cakes November 21, 2005
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Moosing

1. While during intercourse the woman riding the male uses her hands to make moose ears without the male knowing.
by Brooke & Kelly April 12, 2008
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Moose Tamer

A man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).
Jimmy: Hahaha OMFG, come and check out this sket!
Ben: I don't give 2 shits, I'm still gonna pork her senseless.
Dave: What a moose tamer.....
by adrajimmy December 08, 2010
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room with a moose

From the cartoon "Invader Zim".

A destination located at the end of a wormhole Zim created; his choice of where Dib and the other skool children should go. This choice won out over a world of pure itching and a world made entirely out of dookie.

Also the name of a choice "Invader Zim" fansite, at the dot.com of the same name.
"I found the script for 'Mopiness of Doom' over at Romm with a Moose. It's a sweet little story, actually. too bad we'll never see it."
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 30, 2003
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