Monk's Wool

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.

Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

Golden monk

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.

'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.

by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007

Mini Monk

An annoying little shit

Omg you are such a Mini Monk :o

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL February 28, 2009

Monk moment

When someone exhibits compulsive, obsessive behavior who otherwise doesn't behave in such a manner. Derived from the "Monk" television show.

Amy had a Monk moment when she arranged the cans in her kitchen cabinet from largest to smallest.

by Scoobyduder March 14, 2006

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

Go Monk

to go absolutely pro, do something with extreme skill.

"Dude she's way out of your league."
"Well I'll just have to go monk!!

by Tkirvs September 6, 2010

Monk ass

Someone who is predictable and purposely gets you mad.A more modern way of saying troll. The word is used while playing a game.

‘I’m dead of course he uses that gun what f*cking monk ass’

by Sick lad 420 August 25, 2018