modern music

Alot of awesome bands buried under a layer of shitty TRL music.

Guy: Modern Music sucks ass!
Me: Really The Strokes, The White Stripes, Oasis, Tool, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, Audioslave, Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and U2 all suck?
Guy: Uhh...
Me: Thought so

by Mr Adequate Ph D September 1, 2006

Mordenkainen

Legendary wizard of dungeons and dragons, several basic spells were created by him.

Player1: I cast Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound to guard me while I rest.

by GrifMoNeY December 1, 2003

Modern Major General

A modern Major General.

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008

modern day man

A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.

Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.

by Nic123456 June 25, 2007

Ricardo Moreno

A very fat person, often has an ugly beard and eats oatmeal very often. Enormous penis.

Woman: hey your dick is so big dude
Man: o yeah, im a ricardo moreno
Woman: damn right bitch

by gugugaga999vengarayas April 22, 2009

modern

what was described here earlier as dating culture. I can totally relate. its uncomfortable being forced into a game where both participants kind of apply to rules that they think are valid and true because we are taught to believe so. like, who defines how and why two people come together? so we make a shortterm effort in using nice flattering words, smile even if we don't feel like it, invest in flowers and food and hope we win? and thats it? we return to our lives telling our friends that "its official guys, he posted it on facebook" and fail to see that the real connection our souls are craving is not found in trying to be liked but in being true to yourself and being accepted.

"I don't want to date you. Our first date was horrible. It felt like a game. All i want is to calm down a little from the madness of modern life."

by Krkič April 18, 2019

rokos modern life

a tv show in the 90's that most of us loved. our parents also liked this show but they were laughing at in for a diffrent reason. there were very bad subliminal messages in the show. for example in one episode there was a town called ballzach
and in another a character named phill the turtle touches the character hef a cow and makes hef angry. phill says sorry but heff stays angry. what would make a cow that angry? what would make you that angry?

rokos modern life a tv show in the ninteys that we all loved

by angelo catalano August 27, 2006