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L.D.M. (Low Data Mode)

When someone’s brain is so slow or dumb that it reaches a pause moment. When following direction or asked to do something or even understanding a joke. The brain shuts down and goes into low data mode unable to process the situation. This person usually has a paused confused dumb stare or the mouth has dropped or they just say OK just to agree. They never figure out how to accomplish a situation or get the joke.
E.g. 1. That poor valley girl brain went into L.D.M. (low data mode). She looked confused and pause for a few seconds said OK and walked away. Realizing her friends are making fun of her. She came back a few minutes later and said that’s fucked up that wasn’t funny.

E.g. 2. When the hot teacher came in the room all the boys went into L.D.M. (low data mode). They were so confused they started saying here, here, here as if it was attendance roll call.
by Liljoe6981 July 6, 2021
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site model

Someone who is insecure and unattractive and just wants other people to say that they're good looking; someone who fishes for compliments but isn't attractive enough to get them in person so they take pictures of themselves at indirect angles and over-edits them and uploads them to a site on myspace or facebook
xRAINBOWxGORExZOMBIEx is fat and unattractive so she posts pictures of herself on myspace and facebook so she can tell people she is a site model; xHELLOxSKYLINExTRYPPSxDOUCHEx is a meek, awkward kid who is obsessed with being someone that doesn't even like him, but at least he gets twelve year old girls to say his eyeliner is hot on a site model facebook page
by Masta Pope Mane October 30, 2011
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model photography

A term used by people who have no clue about photography and all its genres. The person usually is only interested in taking "cool" pictures for their model mayhem and MySpace accounts and has no clue about the world of advertising, galleries, or culture. The term is best overused when dropping the word "model" multiple times to show the photographerators self perceived coolness.
"I'm on model mayhem and I do model photography with models and I have a question about how to load my film in my digital camera so I can do a TFCD with a model and junk, you know?"
by Michael Donovan April 3, 2008
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Indie Model

Someone who is intentionally and obnoxiously "indie".
Shelbie Sykes is an indie model.
by Ghostbird January 21, 2009
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Select Model Syndrome

When an object (Normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.
Person 1: My iPhone doesn't seem to have any problems at all!
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.
by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011
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Stand and Model

Stand and Model or the shorthand SM is a term use to describe a subsect of people found within the fetish, Kink and BbSm lifestyle\scene that are known for attending fetish events in fetish clothing and not do anything but stand around and look pretty in their clothing, hence the term Stand and Model.

while most often the abbreviation SM is shorthand for the term Sadomasochism, but not exclusively as it can also be shorthand for Slave\Master, an sadism and masochism.

but as of lately SM has taken on the additional meaning with in the fetish scene to Stand and Model.
"Hey John what's up with that girl over there? I ask her if she like to play and she said she was not here to play, it was not her thing. what's up with her?

"It's not your fault Bill, She's one of those Stand And Model types, she here just to show off her new latex dress I bet."
by RealDom December 31, 2011
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Reverse Role Model

The exact opposite of a role model. A person that does virtually everything wrong and is the person you aspire NOT to be in life. A clusterfuck and a loser of epic proportions. If you do the opposite of everything this person does, you will be much better off.
Andy: What the actual fuck is Brett's problem? Why is he the way that he is?

Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.

Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.
by NippleFish666 February 15, 2023
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