by KJ152 January 22, 2009
n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person
Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.
(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.
(ex) Oh shit mittens!
(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.
(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.
(ex) Oh shit mittens!
(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.
by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006
"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."
by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009
a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.
by omen8 productions January 03, 2007
when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.
by Kdawgy December 23, 2006
Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 02, 2020
Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.
by The Chris G. January 23, 2008