Midlo Ho

A girl from Midlothian, VA where the girls are guaranteed to come easy and sleazy ;)

Signs she's from Midlo:
1. facebook "chats" you, often saying "hey you're really hot"
2. responds to you doing #1 to her
3. doesn't know you well but because you said she's pretty she gives you her numbers to "text her later"
4. sends you "pics" via phone or email
5. hits on you at the river
6. flirts persistently even if you have a gf
and so on

"yo man i fucked that chick insert female name last night"

"wait...dude. i did too"

"then she went back to her boyfriend's place"

"lol. must be from Midlo."

"ha she was. gotta love those Midlo Hos.

by aceiojalwkefjoaij June 28, 2010

Midiman

A file format with human-like characteristics

omg u saevd in midiman format0 u wanker

by Richard Simmons August 27, 2003

mediocs

A medium size cock, not too big, not too small

Person I: Ain't your average weiner, just a mediocs!

by bghed December 21, 2008

mediocre toker

Mediocre Toker- a term used by thunder lungs(experienced marijuana smokers) to belittle people that cant consume as many cannabinoids and or they do some scrub shit. Its always fun to throw the insult around at ppl who consider themselves to be thunder lungs but everone else sees them for the mediocre toker as they are

such as cough out a bowl, have a cough attack after one hit, try to deepthroat a bong, waist all of the greens with one hit, hit a bowl without using the choke, always get smoked up and never have weed, breaking a pipe, all of these are examples of what a mediocre toker would do. essentially anything rookie smokers would do

by IronKTC October 5, 2012

midolob

Midolob is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permit the continuation of many words that would be sure to come.
I love Midolob.

Computer having problems? Call Mehdi, he'll know what to do!

Woman 1: Oh my! Who is that handsome guy?!

Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.

Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.

by midolob February 25, 2017

Mediocre Macaw

A term used endearingly to describe someone who has an average sleeping schedule; also, can be used to describe a very cool guy who understands the importance of getting sleep.

- "Oh my god, you've been looking so healthy and fit nowadays! And are those muscles??!"
-"Oh these? I got them after I started getting better sleep. Guess you could call me a good ol' mediocre macaw."

by big Beebee March 26, 2017

mediocre cute

when a guy/girl you come across is not necessarily cute nor ugly just in the middle but you’re desperate for love and at this point would accept anyone but not just anyone.

“... He wasn’t cute, he’s mediocre cute.”

by rawrchick11 January 17, 2018