a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile
by shane not nathaniel September 07, 2010
A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.
BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
by LaurelE June 05, 2009
An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
by turdmidget April 01, 2010
A mobile home or trailer.
by tbonejones June 21, 2007
a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times
by p0pt@rt May 01, 2009
Joey Jordison has fits of midget rage.
by abbazabbadabbadooey October 31, 2010
noun: a very small penis. Often used as a general putdown for males who actually have normal or even large peckers.
ed: hey dude, i heard you need tweezers to jack off.
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!
by earpuller September 23, 2005