Meloncholy 

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy

Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.

Meloncholy by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018

Melonie 

Melonie is a nice, funny girl that is so beautiful, she likes to tell dad jokes and be chill. She likes having guy friends becasue they’re cooler and she can relate. A tom boy. She is super smart and pretty but likes t call herself ugly and dumb.

boy 1: omg she’s so pretty and smart who’s that???

boy 2: that’s melonie she’s a dumb bitch lmao jk

Melonie by melonie p November 2, 2019

Melon 

BIG BOOBS

I love the teacher's melon.

Melon by Fuckrick October 5, 2022

Skinny Melon 

noun; an healthy, natural, non-plastic surgical person who is very or extremly thin.

"she's a Skinny Melon"
"no, she's had a tummy tuck"

Skinny Melon by Biris October 6, 2007

Bop melon 

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.

Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.

Bop melon by Boppy boi June 13, 2018

trash melon 

Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.

"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."

trash melon by puppetstring55 December 27, 2018

Christopher meloni 

The sexy blue-eyed detective,Elliot Stabler, from law and order:svu Is a sexy as hell detective in law and order

Katie: omg Christopher meloni is soooo hot
Karen: I know right

Christopher meloni by Christophermeloni_ishotashell September 6, 2019