morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

Garlic Mayo

The Taste of Jizzum + smegma

Bruh that guy has fuckin garlic mayo in his sandwich.

by HurbBruh December 10, 2019

Pink Mayo

Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....

I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born

by Pushpushindabush February 4, 2020

mayo shot

A regular shot, such as Sambuca or vodka, but with a squirt of mayo in it.

Typically used as a forfeit

If you don't win this game you've got to do a mayo shot

by Johnny_hood February 7, 2020

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021