The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.
by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010
Get the Mattress Freefall mug.A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
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Her mantrap smelled oddly like curry.
Poor Bob, he never should have gone anywhere near her dirty mantrap.
Poor Bob, he never should have gone anywhere near her dirty mantrap.
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When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009
Get the Mexican Mattress mug.One who fails at putting together matching outfits. He believes that plaid and plaid will always go together. Sarcastic and dorky, may be known to stumble into Bon Jovi concerts and may be seen around town with orange crush and cool ranch doritos. Dearly loves his gameboy.
by shotgunfunfun December 13, 2010
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