Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.
Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.
by Hllblly2008 August 9, 2009
Get the Door Matmug. by Mr Girth Brooks November 11, 2020
Get the Smash Matmug. The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
by Masquerader November 11, 2019
Get the Welcome Matmug. An abbreviation for Maternity Leave.
by ZildjianLT February 3, 2012
Get the Mat Leavemug. When a salty sea-men who is rather aroused reveales his buttocks and proceeds to rub them on a brand new fresh mat, if sniffed, the mat smells of resin.
Salt: "Resin mat, you dont know the story of the resin maaat"
Prez.: *sniff sniff* "smells like resin"
Prez.: *sniff sniff* "smells like resin"
by The Resinmatnator December 22, 2009
Get the resin matmug. When you leave everyone at the party to go passout in your with your clothes still on and not realy saying anything. Aways after a night of drinking.
Looks like he matted out
by Deafy May 24, 2006
Get the Matted outmug. 