zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.

1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.

by jwancastro February 19, 2009

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.

The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

by FutureBooker October 31, 2008

Soggy mattress

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

rosy breasted mattress thrasher

Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.

We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.

by b-luv907 May 18, 2010

Mattress Biter

Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.

Poor mattress biter, he can't even walk straight.

by The Marksman August 23, 2005

mattress party

When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.

"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."

by Hillary Lauffer December 9, 2008

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007