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by MasterDebater159 March 20, 2020

Chain Masturbation

Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.

Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.

chain masturbation hurts.

by jewmichael November 15, 2006

Masturbation

Too much work for more depression.

'You done some masturbation today, bro?' 'I tried til I cried.'

by Tswei November 8, 2019

concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.

The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.

by shootinshark February 28, 2009

Dried Masturbation

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009

Passive Masturbation

An act in which one "passively" pleases themselves by gently massaging or rubbing their genatalia, without any intention to achieve an orgasm.

Last night I made a mess in my bed when I accidentally ejaculated while passively masturbating.

I had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some passive masturbation.

by FALCarbinePWNZ January 29, 2010

Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.

Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010