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General Manager

1. one who generally manages to be a fucking retard.

2. one who generally manages to make stupid decisions

3. one who generally manages to be a complete moron.
Ray Poulin is our General Manager at Best Buy.
by torn pantyhose December 9, 2008
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manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.
After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!
by John Melidi September 8, 2006
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mercedes manager

A manager or owner who defines themselves by flaunting items such as material possessions, botox injections and attempts at wearing fashionable business-wear.

These individuals are typically the worst to work for, care little for others and all in all believe the world revolves around them. On top of that they'll generally prove to be an idiot who's only good is exploiting others and taking their credit.
Can you believe Wendie today? She pulls up an hour late in her SL550 and yells at me for not answering an email she sent to me at midnight! Truly a bitch of a Mercedes Manager
by TestForSpeed January 13, 2009
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business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.
by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007
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Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
by stinkynutz February 3, 2010
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Banana Manager

1.Someone who jacks off too much.

2.Females that give hand jobs for money.

3.A woman that has her man whipped.
1. "Dude that guy is such a banana manager"
by twat woddlers January 18, 2010
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Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.
The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.
by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009
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