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MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.
I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained
by Fried Hard April 14, 2025
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the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid
by T-whang September 29, 2017
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Maide

A part of quran
Also used as a girl name in Turkey
by Eesmerlannister March 30, 2017
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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Ur maid an aids

Ur maid an aids is the best comeback for Ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur brother ur fiance and Ur granny tranny.
Everytime you say this word you are becoming the comeback god.
by HawaiiSalad March 22, 2018
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Nurses maid elbow

When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.
Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!

Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!
by Icanandidid November 2, 2019
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Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid
Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids
by killLaLakill April 16, 2023
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