army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly

Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.

by iamawesome12345678910111213 February 17, 2012

steel mustache

That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.

“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”

by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017

snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.

Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!

by anonymous October 9, 2014

mustache struck

The feeling that you are looking at something truly awesome when you see FoxTrotBox walk in.

As he walked in i was Mustache struck as his beautiful mustache waved in the wind

by Ragnarok22121 July 16, 2020

Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip

Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night

by jeff medrala February 5, 2020