Mong Out

To be so stoned you can't move or think straight

-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am

-Hey where've you been?

-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?

-dunno

Mong Out by no, you motherfucking, cannot October 6, 2009

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Mong hut

Noun. Council house, housing association dwelling. See Mong

Check out the tacky Christmas lights on those mong huts.

Mong hut by Zucc December 3, 2004

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mong out

Based on the often offensively used word mong.

1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.

2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.

1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while."

2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."

mong out by Lord Ass July 10, 2005

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mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

mong fortress by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

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Mong Biff

it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.

it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"

bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment

Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"

therefore Chris is a mong biff

Mong Biff by jabba dabba doodlely July 5, 2010

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mong cunt

A fucking Aussie slang word.
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
Mong
Cunt

Daniel you fucking mong cunt stop fucking my sister shes 12

mong cunt by noonelikesleafy.com October 16, 2018

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

Mong-wafer by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

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