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Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.
Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."
Monster Closet by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

monster hunter 

the most awesome game made by Capcom. very addictive and fun once u know how to hunt and dont cry your eyes out after your 50th time of getting your meat burnt.
random person: hmmm, do you happen to know an awesome RPG for the PSP ?

me: f*ck yeah, Go buy Monster Hunter Freedom, you'll love it.
monster hunter by Angelus010 August 15, 2006

Monster High

Monster Highs are a series of unique monster dolls these dolls also star in there own movies like Boo York Boo York or Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love.
Mommy can we go to the store to get some Monster High dolls please

Monster Cookie 

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Monster Muff 

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
Monster Muff by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding
Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?
Monster Dancing by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010